Daily Archives: December 3, 2010

Zombie Awareness

If you were walking at night in a park and some weird guy approaches to you with fangs and try to eat you, you will immediately  know it’s a vampire, common sense, but why the fuck nobody know what a ZOMBIE is?. In every movie I ever saw about ZOMBIES, nobody knew what those creepy people walking around trying to eat the where ZOMBIES.
It got to my attention that in the era of global communications and global paranoia about when the world is going to end, most people don’t know about ZOMBIES and nobody care.
I asked around about how much they know about ZOMBIE, to people around 17 to 60.
17 – 30: They knew what ZOMBIES were and 20% thought about a plan to survive in a ZOMBIE outbreak or got some basics idea on what to do.
30 – 40: 70% only knew what ZOMBIES were and most of them didn’t care about it, only got basic knowledge.
40 – 60: only those who like all kind of movie knew about ZOMBIES and they took them as a joke.

Old people will think god is angry and made the dead walk, they are screw anyway.

This makes total sense why only a few will survive in the end.
THEY WILL BE FUCKED….

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